PIMPING THE SEAT

helped benny to make my seat pan for the pimp, benny measured, cut, shaped, and welded, i made tea, this metal bashing malarky isnt as bad as i thought it would be, ha ha

SPINDLE THE APPRENTICE

my first job at 16 after being expelled from school was as an apprentice with a citroen dealer, i swept floors, went for parts, and ran to the shops for cigs and sandwiches, last saturday i went to bennys, first job he had me do was to sweep the floor, i then went to ian's for parts, on the way back i called for breakfast and went to the newsagent for cigs..............................26 YEARS LATER AND FUCK ALL HAS CHANGED, Ha Ha

STATLER AND WALDORF

Statler and Waldorf, the complaining moaning muppetts, when i call down to bennys on a staurday i call by his place and pick him up, we drive to the workshop moaning and putting the world to rights, the subjects we have covered amazes me, we've moaned about everything and everybody, this is the reason he calls me stressball, coz he off loads all his stress on to me and has a good old moan, the pair of us look like statler and waldorf, the two old moaning muppetts drinving down the road, love you benny, you old moaning twat, ha ha

PIMP SHOOT

cheers benny

PIMPED

been down at benny's shop today, didn't break anything this time, worked on the pimp, benny made me a super cool sissy bar which we mounted and fixed the rear fender to it,  neil called by with my oil tank, so we stayed a little later and fixed it on to the bike, big thanks to zip for making the bosses for the oil tank, i also made some tabs to mount the headlights, this week my forward controls from bootleg arrived, they also got put on the bike, they look super cool and sleek, next weekend i will mostly be doing what i'm told by benny,  ha ha

MY GRANDAD

sorry bob, but you look real old in this pic, shoulders back and sat ridgid, you look old enough to be my gramp's, and where did you get them there fucking overall's, ha ha

ZIPPY

one of the funniest guy's ive met in a long time, has me in stiches everytime i see him, and good with spanners and lathe's, which is cool, cos i get him to do stuff i cant, here's a pic of him, his cool as fuck truck, and his lill' chop he's building. love you zip, you crazy mo-fo, but he only has one set of clothes, ha ha

POLICE ESCORT

i failed school, i was the class clown, we had loads of fun but learnt fuck all, in may 82 i was expelled from school for decorating the english corridor with "SID IS INNOCENT", i left school with a police escort that day, the copper was well pissed i'd nicked his car, ha ha