SUPER COOL PIMP BARS FROM MY FRIENDS IN JAPAN

i love these square profile bars, they are proper pimp and are worthy of a prize.

DONE DEAL

I just bought me a donor for the urban surfer, I’ve been looking for a good one for a while but they are getting hard to find, I went up to view the bike that had been described as immaculate, there were no lies in this advert, it was, and is, in mint condition, full service history and a bundle of spares thrown in, so we had a fight in the garden to secure a price i was willing to pay, you all know I’m a tight git, the final deal is, a large bundle of cash, three cups of coffee and i promise to let Deb, the beautiful lady selling me the Buell, take a ride on the surfer when she's all finished up, happy days.

CAPTAIN OATES AND HIS AMAZING CAMERA

some cool riding shots of me on the pimp taken by captain oates as he was jockey shifting through traffic, what a hero, cheers mister oates

ELVIS

Songs are full of metaphors, this song has many that reflect my past, I’ve never played a guitar but I’ve travelled the length and breadth of the UK looking for work, no one wanted to hire a fat wanker, I eventually found permanent work where my journey started in the north west, fortunately for me Sainsbury’s had room for one more lazy fat wanker, plus I like this tune, its Elvis at his best, happy days.