ive Taxed MOTED and insured the fat lesbian and she was screaming to be ridden, so i went up to "stormin the castle" to meet my crazy scotch friends, the fat lesbian is a mental bike to ride, fast, handles, and does 176.3 miles exactly between fill ups, and how do i know, because the fuel warming light dont work, so it didnt come on and i ran out of gas in the road works on the M1 south, big thanks to Simon for stopping and giving me a lift to the petrol station and taking me back to my bike, and thanks to Deb for not telling me the fuel warning light didint work, you owe me another coffee, ha ha, any how its something ive not done for a long time as the bikes ive had in the past only do about 50 miles between fill ups if i was lucky. I enjoyed the ride up and the ride down, i got stopped by the "GHimPs" "GEORDIE HIGHWAY i m PATROL s", for reasons im not sure, however another 20 miles down the road the rozzers pulled me over telling me the "GHimPs" had put a marker on me and he was unsure why, anyhow i got the usuall check over and details taken i was also asked if it was my bike, you know the usual shit. All in all a good time was had i love the fat lesbian, she rides well, im out and about again on wednesday heading south on the tipple run, happy days.
